So Funni

Two Conversations I HAD to save on my blog.. two different guy friends.

this is converstation i was having on aim

h: didnt hang out?
me: ate dinner together and thas it
me: im not in mood to go party
h: ohhh lol yah.. partying is boring
h: wanna go harrass party ppl?
me: lolol
h: we can throw eggs at them
h: try to run over as many as we can
me: lol just like a tv game! that would be fun
h: yup yup
h: until i goto jail
h: and u get deported hah
me: lol i will be shipped on boat!!
me: hey ny jail might be fun
me: u might see chris brown after couple yrs
h: haha oh... how many times will i be raped
h: japan is nicer they'll probably slap u on the wrist and let u be on ur way
h: maybe even salute u!
me: well japanese have weird kinky fetish
me: so i don know. they might make me wear school uniform in jail
h: lol but ur japanese
h:it should feel natural for u
me: lol are u tellin me i am kinki in nature?
h: its in ur blood. ur culture!
me: btw, there is two boys singer group called kinki kids. i wonder wtf were they thinkin to name their group that
h: lol maybe they wanted lots of groupies
h: tons of japanese groupies how nice would that be
me: lolol ya im sure kinki kids get lots of girls
me: so maybe u should be deported too that way u can be kinki and get girls
h: lol i dunt have the choice of being deported
h: was born here then send me straight to jail

h: hah did u guys get to play poker today
me: u can pretend to be japanese. u can speak japglish right?
me: yup we played poker
me: i lost $10
h: lol
h: tsk tsk
h: u invite ppl over
h: and they rob you
h: hah.. what bastard friends u have
me: lolol

I laugh so hard.

and this is conversation i was having on my txt msg

friend b: what you doing tonight?
me: probably staying home
friend b: why come out
me: shreck is on tv now and i cant stop watching it. lol
friend b: part one or two?
me: part one
friend b: so how many times have u seen it
me: its my ? time. lol. probably three times?
friend b: stop it and come party
me: what party? is there any party thas better than shreck
friend b: yeah im at one right now
me: Park?
friend b: nope
friend b: whats going on with park?
me: my friend's friend has bday party there
friend b: lets go
me: Im still watching Shreck! Really good part now!
friend b: you can stop it
me: I cant! I need to know what happens to princess Fiona!
friend b: ok